Part two: why did the chicken cross the road?

Part one





“Forty-two.”

~ Douglas Adams on Why did the chicken cross the road?

“Here's a chicken who, when he crosses the road, will be on the other side.”

~ John Madden on Why the chicken crossed the road

“Who told you about the chicken? Did you see the chicken? There was no chicken. Please step into the car, sir”

~ The CIA on Why the chicken crossed the road

“I envision a world where all chickens, be they black or white or brown or speckled or red, will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.”

~ Martin Luther King Jr on Why the chicken crossed the road

“In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.”

~ Grandpa on Why the chicken crossed the road

“It was an unprovoked act of rebellion by counter-revolutionary terrorists and we were forced to defend ourselves from the menace of the chicken by dropping 500 tons of nerve gas on it”

~ Saddam Hussein on Why the chicken crossed the road

“The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. How do you feel about your mother?”

~ Freud on Why the chicken crossed the road

“And God came down from the heavens, and he said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.”

~ The Bible on Why the chicken crossed the road

“According to documemtation submitted to the Live Foods Processing Authority, the chicken was uncooked at the time of its journey and will therefore not incur a GST charge. However if that chicken actually crossed the road for profit, regardles of its raw/cooked status, the road crossing would be considered by the Australian Tax office to be a service for which GST will be imposed. Stop making fun of my eyebrows.”

~ John Howard on Why the chicken crossed the road

“To die. In the rain. Alone, and sad.”

~ Ernest Hemingway on Why the chicken crossed the road