Thursday, March 08, 2007
Monday, January 15, 2007
Why people belive Americans are Stupid!
"I think Al Qaioda is a part of the masonic order"
Unbelievable...
Monday, January 08, 2007
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Monday, December 25, 2006
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Friday, December 15, 2006
Where the hell are all the Chinese (or Russian or Arab/Muslim) XMradio stations?
Where the hell are all the Chinese (or Russian or Arab/Muslim) XMradio stations?
xmradio.com/hanukkah
("Send any complaints to Kvetch@xmradio.com.")
From Here
8. Devout Orthodox Jews are three times as likely to jaywalk as other people, according to an Israeli survey reported in the New Scientist. The researchers say it's possibly because religious people have less fear of death.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally?????
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Part two: why did the chicken cross the road?
“Forty-two.”
~ Douglas Adams on Why did the chicken cross the road?
“Here's a chicken who, when he crosses the road, will be on the other side.”
~ John Madden on Why the chicken crossed the road
“Who told you about the chicken? Did you see the chicken? There was no chicken. Please step into the car, sir”
~ The CIA on Why the chicken crossed the road
“I envision a world where all chickens, be they black or white or brown or speckled or red, will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.”
~ Martin Luther King Jr on Why the chicken crossed the road
“In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.”
~ Grandpa on Why the chicken crossed the road
“It was an unprovoked act of rebellion by counter-revolutionary terrorists and we were forced to defend ourselves from the menace of the chicken by dropping 500 tons of nerve gas on it”
~ Saddam Hussein on Why the chicken crossed the road
“The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. How do you feel about your mother?”
~ Freud on Why the chicken crossed the road
“And God came down from the heavens, and he said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.”
~ The Bible on Why the chicken crossed the road
“According to documemtation submitted to the Live Foods Processing Authority, the chicken was uncooked at the time of its journey and will therefore not incur a GST charge. However if that chicken actually crossed the road for profit, regardles of its raw/cooked status, the road crossing would be considered by the Australian Tax office to be a service for which GST will be imposed. Stop making fun of my eyebrows.”
~ John Howard on Why the chicken crossed the road
“To die. In the rain. Alone, and sad.”
~ Ernest Hemingway on Why the chicken crossed the road
Monday, October 16, 2006
Monday, September 25, 2006
Monday, September 11, 2006
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
What's a good gift for a college freshman?
Hmmm...
http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/46028
"I gave my cousin (10 years younger than me) a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. On a business card size of card stock, I printed all of the numbers and e-mails by which she could reach me. On the other side, I said that if she ever found herself in a tight spot and needed help of a "discreet" nature she could call me, no questions asked.
She's a good kid. But my sister and I were good kids too, and we both managed to get arrested for stupid reasons while we were in college. And nothing is worse than having to call your parents for bail money. A friend bailed me out, and I bailed out my sister.
Most kids push the boundaries a bit in college, and having someone who can help them out in a pinch (not necessarily jail) without judging them is a pretty great thing."
Israel's latest in designer nothingness
An Israeli restaurant in one of the most fashionable areas of Tel Aviv has come up with a new concept to pull in the customers.
Ke'ilu - or "Cafe Like" - gives its clientele the chance to enjoy all the social pleasures of going out for a meal - but without the food.
More
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Sunday, September 03, 2006
New song from Matisyahu
Right click Here and click "save target" to save it to your computer
(From myoldkyhome.blogspot.com )
You are all very welcome :)
enjoy...
Saturday, September 02, 2006
Friday, September 01, 2006
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Sport athletes- Upstanding righteous citizens whom would never hurt a fly!
The Boston Globe
August 30, 2006
Roxbury MA (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boston courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning hat domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Boston Red Sox, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
And more Blogs
comments
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
P.O.D and Matisyahu
P.O.D Blog
...The 13-song collection finds the band branching out musically with a variety of sounds that reflect P.O.D.'s own wide range of influences, each capturing its own vibe. Testify opens with Roots In Stereo, a reggae-meets-rock collaboration featuring Hasidic artist Matisyahu.
We've known about Matisyahu for awhile now, Sonny recalls. His personality, his character, his discipline and his faith its encouraging to us. He was actually in Jerusalem when we expressed how much we'd love to have him on the record. He came out to LA the day after he got back.
When we got to the studio, Matis was already there with Glen. He heard "Roots In Stereo"first and wanted to be a part of it. We never really discussed a common message or anything. We just gave him the freedom to do his thing on the song. And that's what's magic about it - you listen to his lyrics, they're right in line with what we're trying to say and do.
He's a special dude, adds Wuv. He just carries around that much integrity and it demands respect. I hope that people feel that about P.O.D. That we have real things that we want to talk about.
Testify is without a doubt the band's most varied offering to date. "On The Grind" is an intense rap-heavy treaty bolstered by the presence of the hip-hop legends, Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E. and Sick Jacken from underground Los Angeles rap duo The Psycho Realm. The straight up, reggae jam "Strength Of My Life" is a powerful, self-admitted worship song (which also features Matisyahu). The familiar sound of aggressive guitars take the forefront on anthems like "Lights Out" and "Mistakes & Glories". And while, listeners can simply rock out to these headbangers, according to Sonny, there is still an underlying message...
And then in the comments out of nowhere
~*~ByRd~*~
Shma Y'sroel, Hashem Elokainu, Hashem EchadHear
O'Isreal the Lord our God is One..
What you're doing is awesome... It's good to know someone I went to school with (Noah) is doing something positive in this world of darkness...
You're all in my prayers....
Shalom
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Monday, August 07, 2006
Der Golem, wie er in die Welt kam
| "Also known as "The Golem" is a classic horror film and one of the greatest expressionist films. Directed and stared by Paul Wegener, in 1920. It's in public domain and available at Archive.org." Enjoy | |
Politics Explained
Politics Explained
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Monday, July 31, 2006
Friday, July 28, 2006
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Be an Expert on Anything
"SPEAK FROM THE BALLS, NOT FROM THE DIAPHRAGM.
In the expert game, you’ve got to have sack. That means speaking with confidence. In America, you’ve got to steer clear of nuance and ambivalence – and don’t even contemplate doubt."...
Be an Expert on Anything
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Invisible Board
| This is the "Invisible Board" Basic ly thay took a video of them skating on "green" boards and then removed the boards this is the result ...Enjoy | |
Friday, July 14, 2006
"Aifo Hadegel ?VeAifo Hakippa?"
Kate Hudson refuses to cut her two-year-old son Ryder's hair, even though the tot is regularly mistaken for a girl.
The How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days star attempted to give her young son's hair a trim in the past, but found the process too agonising.
She explains, "Actually it's really funny, because I just couldn't cut it. I couldn't get myself to cut it.
"I'm part-Jewish, Hasidic Jews - they don't cut their kids hair until they're three.
"I'm not very religious, but it's actually kind of beautiful, they compare the men to a tree and trees don't bear fruit for three years.
"So I just figured maybe on his third birthday I'll cut it. I'm going to cry my eyes out!"
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Friday, June 16, 2006
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
My Anti-Drug Is Alcohol
My Anti-Drug Is Alcohol
By Bobby Branch
THE ONION.COM
If you're a kid growing up these days, sooner or later, someone's going to offer you drugs. "Go ahead, try some of these," they'll say. "They'll make you feel great. Come on, everybody's doing it. Don't you want to be cool?" People have told me all these things and plenty more, but I just tell them to buzz off. I tell them I don't need drugs to get high or be cool: I can do it with alcohol, my anti-drug.
The pushers who hang around the playground behind my school are always going on about the amazing high you get from drugs. But I don't see how it can compare to the pure, natural, 100 percent legal high I get from drinking alcohol. Who needs the artificial escape drugs provide when a good, stiff belt of Jim Beam or José Cuervo can put your head in the clouds while keeping your feet firmly planted on the ground?
Sure, at first, drugs may make you feel pretty good. But it's not real. Before long, you're using more and more, even as you're feeling worse and worse. Then, other things will start going wrong for you, too: Your friends won't seem to hang around you anymore, and you'll have new friends who only care about the drugs. Your grades will start to slip. Your memory will go. And your health will fade. All because of drugs.
Don't take that risk: Find something healthy, like alcohol, to take the place of drugs in your life. So, the next time you feel the urge to smoke some marijuana, try reaching for a big bottle of Bacardi instead.
The sneaky thing about drugs is how they make you feel like everything's okay when it's not. Drugs alter the way you perceive things. They change the way you behave and cause you to lose control of yourself. Who wants that? I don't know about you, but I like being in control of my actions. That's why, whenever I feel tempted to wander down the wrong road, I pour myself a nice, stiff drink, thanking my lucky stars that I've got alcohol, my personal anti-drug.
Why would anyone in their right mind want to get "stoned" or "fried"? I'd rather spend my time engaged in more constructive activities, like "wetting my whistle," "liquoring up," or "filling myself with liquid courage." You know, positive things. With alcohol, the glass is always half full. (When it isn't completely full, that is.)
Now, maybe you don't care for alcohol. That's okay. What's not okay, though, is getting hooked on an addictive, controlled substance like pot, cocaine, or heroin. Find a healthy substitute, something you can get really into, something that can be your anti-drug. It could be anything: Learn to play blackjack or the ponies. Explore kleptomania. Have sex with an endless parade of random strangers. Anything that makes you feel good, as long as it isn't drugs.
It's your life, and you have to learn to make your own choices. But choosing drugs? That's no choice at all.
Nothing beats the adrenaline rush that comes from knowing you're drug-free. And, if you're drug-free, you're free, period. I like that feeling, and I like myself. I'm high on life, because I'm high on alcohol, my anti-drug.
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Debka Files Brillant Questions
http://debka.com/article.php?aid=808
The ones worth reading
Q. Did you serve in the Mossad?
A. No.
Q. Did you serve in the CIA?
A. No.
Q. If you had served in either of those intelligence agencies, would you admit it.
A. I don’t suppose so.No duh!
Monday, May 15, 2006
POLITICALLY CORRECT- "TOWEL HEADS"
"TOWEL HEADS"
Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words.
I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads", since the item they wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet.
Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads."
Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Illegal Immigrants Returning To Mexico For American Jobs
Illegal Immigrants Returning To Mexico For American Jobs
MEXICO CITY—As dozens of major American corporations continue to move their manufacturing operations to Mexico, waves of job-seeking Mexican immigrants to the United States have begun making the deadly journey back across the border in search of better-paying Mexican-based American...More
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Loose Change
If you have a hour and a half to spare you must watch this video (you are better off watching it full screen here) it is unbelievable
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
How to Become a Philosopher
http://wiki.ehow.com/Become-a-Philosopher
How to Become a Philosopher
(also of interest http://wiki.ehow.com/Justify-Your-Sin)
Have you ever thought you could be just like Aristotle or Arthur Schopenhauer - if you just had the right push? Well, here it is. These are instructions on how to become the philosopher you have always wanted to be.
Steps
1 Start thinking about things outside your normal range of thought, like the future of civilization and what creates meaning in life.
2 Start writing down what you think about these subjects, including ideas you think you shouldn't write down (possibly because you think others may think they are stupid).
3 After you write your ideas down, re-write them more formally and let others read your work, so you can get others to hear your ideas.
4 If you ever have the chance, engage in any debate possible. This will increase your ability to think freely.
5 Consider the basis for what you believe. Why do you believe what you believe? Start from scratch and identify your reasoning.
Tips
-Remember, write down all of your philosophical thoughts.
-Don't hesitate to write ideas you think are bad, because these may turn out to be your best work.
Warnings
-You need to be able to accept criticism, and work with it. As a philosopher, you will have a lot of criticism. This is because you are one of those radical thinkers who make the ideas rather than just agree with them.
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Sunday, April 09, 2006
What's the Difference between Blacks and Jews?
Interesting Video
Good point! (Surprisingly easy to decipher lyrics)
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Friday, April 07, 2006
"If not for baseball and money there would be pogroms in America"
New Yorks Finest's openion of the Hunky's http://p066.ezboard.com/fnypdrant64609frm1.showMessage?topicID=31747.topic
As the Frierdike Rebbe said :
"If not for baseball and money there would be pogroms in America"
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Great Stuff...
Elijah "The Prophet"-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--.-.-"Seda Club" (ft.50 Cent)
And last but not least "Mrs Moses asks for Directions"
...enjoy
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Faction Believes Jesus Was Nailed To Two Pieces Of Wood
Controversial Christian Faction Believes Jesus Was Nailed To Two Parallel Pieces Of Wood(The Onion)
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
A line that caught my eye...
"A studious young man, at least his glasses and balding head portray him as
such, is consumed in the pages of his book. Will he ever realize that he must
stop reading in order to start writing? Probably. But sometimes it easier to
read than it is to write.
An arrogant twenty-something year old
scribbles pompously on the back of a sacred text. Will he ever realize that he
must stop writing in order to start reading? Probably. But sometime it easier to
write than it is to read."Nice one!-I like it (in case you need my approval :) )
Teens Training to Defend Themselves Against Police
Teens Training to Defend Themselves Against Police
(IsraelNN.com)
Youths calling themselves “Orange Youth Brigade” are busy training in self-defense, explaining they will not permit a reoccurrence of the Gaza or Amona expulsions, especially the brutality directed against youths in Amona.
The directors of the program, including a former IDF self-defense and hand-to-hand combat instructor, explained their training is strictly self-defense. Training includes defending oneself against a threat riding horseback, preparing for mounted police as well.
When asked how they would react to a police effort to remove them from areas of Israel, one director responded that no one will ever forcibly remove them from their homes again and if provoked or attacked, they will defend themselves.
An Israel Television news report stated the involved persons are affiliated with the outlawed followers of the late Rabbi Meir Kahane and a fringe extreme element of the Chabad hassidic sect.
Saturday, February 04, 2006
The Rebbe featured on "The Daily Show"
The Rebbe featured on "The Daily Show"
Here
(When the video starts fast forward till there is 50 seconds left)
So there you have it- The final proof that the face most associated with Judaism in its modern form is the one and only...
Music Video by Gad Elbaz-Halaila
Music Video by Gad Elbaz
Or for download (right click-save target)
http://www.alondeloco.com/video/halila.wmv
I like the Nachman touch ...
-enjoy
Saturday, January 28, 2006
Jew DaMaccabi
Jew DeMacabe music video
http://www.arama4.com/finalkosher.wmv (right click and save)
This man is great!
http://myspace.com/jewdamaccabi
http://www.arama4.com
-enjoy
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Sharon's Neurotransmitters Reach Cease-Fire Agreement
Sharon's Neurotransmitters Reach Cease-Fire Agreement
January 25, 2006- TheOnion.com
JERUSALEM—After more than 77 years under constant fire, the neurotransmitters of Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's brain could be nearing a truce. "These endless, often senseless patterns of never-ending discharge must come to an end," a spokesman for Sharon's neurostructure told reporters. "Activity has already slowed considerably since the violent blood-clot explosion in his brain earlier this month. We expect a total cessation of cranial nerve firings within two weeks." Observers are unsure whether the cease-fire will bring peace to Sharon's war-torn cranial region, but they remain guardedly optimistic.
Monday, January 23, 2006
Lubavitch @ National Geographic Magazine
http://www7.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0602/feature4/index.html
"They live their faith, following the strict traditions of their Orthodox Jewish group. But the Lubavitch are far from closed. They spend much of their time sharing their beliefs with outsiders. And the word is spreading fast. Photographer Carolyn Drake takes you into their world."
National Geographic's next issue "explores the world of Lubavitch" (a tribe living on the east cost of North America :) )
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Monday, January 16, 2006
Science Lesson
Ali G Science Lesson
Ali G discovers that all humans are homos (sapiens) and tries to discover which one of the distinguished scientists sitting before him forgot to flush
-enjoy
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Bean Hospital
Mr Bean at the hospital
Mr Bean never ceases to amaze me :)
(Tip: don't watch this with anybody else in the room they will look at you like a nut for laughing so hard...)
"A Good Joke".
A Good Joke
"This short is based on an old joke, a perennial in compilations of Jewish humor. Although the details differ between versions, the scene remains the
same:
A priest challenges a rabbi to a debate on the spiritual condition of the Jewish people. But neither speaks the other's language, and...well, i won't spoil the punch line."
-enjoy
Thursday, January 12, 2006
New Matisyahu and POD
You can listen to the song that matisyahu recorded with POD on their MySpace page
(its called "Roots In Stereo")
http://myspace.com/payableondeath
-enjoy
p.s. if anybody has the song in mp3 please email it to me (buchurimblogs at gmail.com)
thanx
p.p.s. what is matisyahu doing singing with a Christian rock band?
(anybody remember kotler "i would bow before the pope if it would save one Jewish child" or is that to harsh?)
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Lipa's Music Videos
Lipas Music Videos on "Google Video"
Abi Melebt
Gelt
Also an amateur video to the song Ribono Shel Oilom Chalom Shecholamti from the new CD
-enjoy
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Lipa Schmeltzer Banned - Again
From "Blog in Dm"
Lipa Schmeltzer Banned - Again
On the Main Line posts a letter about the new Lipa Schmeltzer CD by the Va'ad Hachinuch of Yeshiva Torah V'yiro in Kiryas Joel. The letter finds fault with pernicious "Jezzy-Rock-N-Roll".
Here's a very quick translation:
We'd like to raise awareness and let the respected elders know that we should guard our homes from all kinds of Jewish-Yiddish music tapes.
Especially the new fearful (JEZZY-ROCK-N-ROLL) tape "Keneinahora" [Ed. the title of Schmeltzer's new CD] which is very bad for the spirituality of those who hear it.
Hashem should help save us from all bad influences which come cloaked in many different guises, especially during these holy Chanuka days, during which Hashem saved us from the Hellenists and Greeks, and we should all merit to see righteous and blessed future generations without any bad influences in any fashion.
We should all merit the fullfillment of the blessing of one who lights Chanukah candles will be blessed with sons that are Torah scholars, Amen.
UPDATE: In the first line, it should probably read "Goyishe-Yiddish" instead of "Jewish-Yiddish". I'd like to correct another error too. I translated this as a Lipa Schmeltzer ban, when it really is an anti Steely Dan proclamation. The correct translation of "Keineinahora" is "Aja." In truth, the Va'ad Hachinuch has no problem with secular music; they just hate the whole jazz rock thing. I have it on good authority that they are closet fans of Jeff Back and early Clapton.
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Throw the Jew Down the Well-The video
Throw the Jew Down the Well (right click and save)
"Borat" sings in a bar down south about the problems in his country
-Enjoy
(Watch the peoples reaction- in the beginning they are bored (and maybe a little unbelieving that the man can call himself a singer...) BUT when he starts "Throw the Jew don the well" everyone joins in...)
Woman Marries dolphin
Woman Marries Dolphin
MSN Video
Sharon Tendler, an eccentric British millionaire, married the love of her life — a 35-year-old dolphin named Cindy — at an Israeli resort.
Huh?
Welcome to the Useless Information Home Page!
UselessInformation.Org
"Stuff you never needed to know-
But your life would be incomplete without"
Allota stuff i bet you never knew.
-enjoy
The Aliyah Revolution!
The Aliyah Revolution!
The film that has bin flying all over the net.
(Notice the picture of the Rebbbe hanging on the wall...)
-enjoy
Friday, December 30, 2005
Lakewood Sweeps 5,382,299th Annual Stone Age Awards
Lakewood Sweeps 5,382,299th Annual Stone Age Awards
LAKEWOOD, NEW JERSEY - [TheKnish.com] The stars came out last night to celebrate the best of backwards thinking in the Jewish world. Luminaries such as the Chumradika Rav and the Fachnyukte Rebbetzin were on hand for the proceedings and witnessed an awards coup like none other in the award show's history.
Nominated for 87 out of a possible 124 categories, Lakewood took every award home with them, knocking Bnei Brak down from its reign as leader in Stone Age mentality, a mantle they had held for 33 consecutive years.
A sampling of the awards Lakewood won was "Best Efforts to Marginalize People Who Don't Follow the Yeshiva's Direct Orders", "Best Form of Social Control that Kim Jong-Il Would be Proud of" and "Best Effort to Make Jewish People Indistinquishable from the Amish."
The awards show, originally titled the Ice Age Awards before that era ended, was not telecast, aired, photographed or fed over the Internet because all forms of media are illegal according to Lakewood's interpretation of Jewish law.
Some reporters snuck in to record the event but were banished from the auditorium because the camera straps carried by news cameramen were similar to bra-straps and hence violated the edict of wearing women's clothing.
What they did manage to catch during their brief stay were some performances that included Rebbeim smashing Internet routers, subliminal seminars on effective mind control and a Lakewood Boys Choir rendition of the new smash, "Litvaks are Chasidim Now".
While accepting the award for "Best Halachic Oppression of a Community", Rav Issur Gamur, the Lakewood Rebbe, said, "I am thrilled with this award. It means that the credo I set forth seven years ago - at the start of our reign - still holds true. And that is simply to declare everything new assur and to banish anything that makes women's lives easier. It's tradition!"
Tevye the Milkman immediately turned over in his grave. (Martin Bodek)
© 2005 TheKnish.com. All rights reserved. This material may be published, broadcast or redistributed as long as all the content remain intact, including this paragraph.
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Di Mehus Fun A Bochur
Vus iz di Mehus fun a Bochur?
8. His wardrobe consists of black pants, white shirts, and a pair of leopard skin breifs.
BangItOut
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Melbums-The Blog
Melbums-The Blog
I guess boredom is not an illness affecting only the civilized world....
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Huh?
The Jewish Journal
"• With each passing year, more U.S. Chabad houses become dues-based congregations — like most mainstream Jewish congregations — running on membership payments rather than simply on donations."
What has this world come to?
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
"Pollywood"-GREAT MUST WATCH VIDEO
"Pollywood" The Conflict between Israel and Palestine...according to the Palastinians.
It's a video about how the Palestinians actively help to create the negative media image of Israel
"Pollywood"
Drunk had twice the lethal alcohol level
(I think i know some people like this...)
RIGA (Reuters) - A drunk Latvian had a blood-alcohol content more than 17 times the legal driving limit in the Baltic state when he was run over and killed, police said Tuesday.
The 50-year-old unnamed pedestrian, who also had more than twice the alcohol level considered lethal for most humans, was lying drunk on the road near his home in a remote part of eastern Latvia in the early hours.
Police said the man had probably been drinking home-made alcohol for several days because of the impossibility of reaching his blood-alcohol level of 0.9 percent in just a day.
They said the man was alive when he was run over by a car, creating a probable although unenviable record for alcohol consumption in hard-drinking Latvia.
"The cause of death has been marked down as a road accident, although the alcohol level would most likely have killed him anyway," said state police spokeswoman Kristine Mezaraupe.
Latvia, an ex-Soviet state which is still one of the poorest in the European Union, has a problem with heavy drinking, especially among men who have an average life expectancy of 66 years compared with 77 years for women.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Play Shesh Pesh With this Wild Israeli Ars!
Shesh-Besh w/a Arsi
Play Shesh Pesh With this Wild Israeli Ars!
Very Funny
JewDaMaccabe-The next Matisyahu?
JewDaMaccabe
Cool music video (and he's not that bad...)
anyone know his name?
Monday, December 12, 2005
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Saturday, December 10, 2005
American Comedy Network Presents: My Menorah
My Menorah
Here they come (the slew of chanukah cartoon/video/godknowswhat things)
In my humble opinion this one is kind of lame
Special Dispatch Series - No. 1038
Islamist Website Design Contest: Winner Fires Missiles at U.S. Army Base in Iraq
This is crazy
(c/o dry bones)
Sunday, December 04, 2005
GazaDisney Management is Upbeat Despite Signs of a Slow Start-The Knish
The Knish
GazaDisney Management is Upbeat Despite Signs of a Slow Start
Editor's note: This article in no way seeks to make light of the disengagement. Rather, it is the author's commentary on the fun-loving Palestinian lifestyle.
BOMB SHELTER, GAZA - [TheKnish.com] One month after its opening, the Gaza Disneyland theme park - just a stone's throw from Gaza City - is not proving to be the cultural invasion that management thought it would be. Tourists apparently have failed to take the theme park to their hearts.
One reason for this appears to be the inability of Palestinians to break their lifelong habits of mass homicide. Several families, one ticket seller and one mascot (Bombsaway Bobby) were vaporized when one Palestinian father mistakenly forgot to defuse the bomb he had strapped to his month-old child just three weeks earlier.
On Monday, a cool and blustery day and the first after Palestinian school holidays (Q'il Ahjoo and D'eth T'uizrail), many of the British, Italian and Dutch visitors ran away when GazaDisney workers, known as cast members, shot their rifles in the air for no apparent reason.
The rides are also turning visitors away, as the themes are considered objectionable and really not all that much fun. In a survey conducted by the park it was found that 23% didn't like the name of Mad Yasser's Whirling Kassam Rockets, 48% did not find favor with the Big Brainwash Mountain Roller-Coaster and 92% objected to the title of the Q'uranaway Train.
The Q'uranaway Train, doesn't seem like much fun, does it?
Judging from anecdotal reports and estimates of rail and road traffic between Gaza City and M'urdr Infd'els, 32 bombed-out neighborhoods to the east where the park is situated, Gaza Disneyland has not so far been a big draw in the capital.
"We believe we can attract visitors if we keep the murder rate down a bit," said Yasir Araslim, CEO of GazaDisney. "Right now, 1 out of 5 visitors die by misadventure. If we can lower the casualty rate to 1 out of 10, we believe we can generate significant revenue. It seems that people who don't die are better repeat customer canditates."
The few tourists that didn't die have cited displeasure with the overall experience. "This park is ridiculous," said Patty Mendrum, a visitor from France, "First of all, I am never getting on a ride called Land Mines of Allah. Secondly, ugh, I think their hot dogs are literally hot dogs! Thirdly, I got questioned by some costumed mascots about my virginity, something about their suicide bomber program. I am so out of here." (Martin Bodek)
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Saturday, December 03, 2005
Monday, November 28, 2005
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Friday, November 25, 2005
Festivus - The Holiday For The Rest of Us
Festivus - The Holiday For The Rest of Us
Festivus - The Holiday For The Rest of Us
No mere need be said
Real cool "Kratzmach" Lights
Really cool house lights
Forget about what holiday its for these lights are definitely kickass
Black Friday
Black Friday (shopping)
contrary to popular belief "Black Friday" is a good day (as oppose to a black dark evil day)
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Maintaining Connections, but Keeping the Web at Bay - New York Times
Maintaining Connections, but Keeping the Web at Bay - New York Times
"One Hasidic sect, the Lubavitch, aggressively uses the Internet to disperse its messianic message on sites such as Chabad.org"
Nu Fe!!! "Oifen Hamiskabel@#&^%$"
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The snag video collection
It seems that snags making music videos is the new fad...
Lecha by the Chevra
Find my zivug now
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Friday, November 18, 2005
Fokitol: The once-daily caplet to fight stress and, like, totally mellow you out, dude
Fokitol: The once-daily caplet to fight stress and, like, totally mellow you out, dude
I think it was Robin Williams that wanted a pill like this...Well here it is!
The Smart-Ass Guide to New York City
The Smart-Ass Guide to New York City
I spent at least a half hour looking at this one!-Enjoy
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TEACHER
To get to the other side.
PLATO
For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE
It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY
Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN
I forget.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
ANDERSEN CONSULTING
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening it's dominant
market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create
and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market.
Anderson Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped
the
chicken by rethinking it's physical distribution strategy and implementation
process. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Anderson helped the
chicken use it's skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences
to
align the chickens people, processes and technology in support of it's
overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Anderson Consulting
convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along
with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to
engage in a two day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their
personal
knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize
with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and
successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value
framework
across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held
in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which
was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent,
clear
and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision
and
core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business
integration solution.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black
man in order to trample him and keep him down.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
MOSES
And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the chicken, "Thou
shalt
cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much
rejoicing.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to
cross the road for you to believe it?
RICHARD M. NIXON
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken DID NOT cross the
road.
MACHIAVELLI
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of
crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
JERRY SEINFELD
Why does anyone cross the road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to
ask,
"What the heck was the chicken doing wandering around all over the place
anyway?"
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual security.
BILL GATES
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000 (with integrated Internet
Seed Explorer), which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your
important documents, and balance your checkbook.
OLIVER STONE
The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is,
"Who is crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste
to observe the chicken crossing?
DARWIN
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a
way that they are genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken
depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA
Asking the question denies your own chicken nature.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
The chicken did not cross the road... it transcended it.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
COLONEL SAUNDERS
I missed one?
Before Computers
Before Computers
An application was for employment,
A program was a TV show,
A cursor used profanity,
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age,
A CD was a bank account,
And a floppy disk was something
Terribly wrong in your back.
Compress was something you did to garbage,
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public,
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire,
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife,
Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home,
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper,
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,
But when it happens, they wish they were dead!
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Monday, November 14, 2005
Sh Mu Vid - Google Video
Find My Zivug Now
I guess that I can post cool links to....
Well this is some snags at their finest!
Aman
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